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i am jonny..i am currently in a relationship with an amazing, sweet, funny, and beautiful girl named chelsea and by amazing i mean im the luckiest person to ever walk the face of this earth, by sweet i mean caring and loving, by funny i mean i could die laughing at the cute little things she does, and by beautiful i mean her smile makes my world shine, her voice makes my heart beat faster, her whispers kiss my ear and raise the hairs on my neck, her actions leave me breathless, its hard to describe, in fact there is only one other word to describe her and thats indescribable!!!! (now on to my stupid humor). i enjoy various activities such as getting caught in the rain and long walks on the beach in my birthday suit! and by birthday suit i mean bare butt naked. like porn star naked. like my dong is flying around while the wind blows! j/k....no but seriously i do. i enjoy going to shows where millions of people hardcore dance so i can laugh at them but eventually become involved in the dancing myself. i am irish so if anyone has a problem with that then you can go get your own potatoes! i am a guitar player and im hoping to become part of a superstar band for P DIDDY one day because hes hardcore....yeah thats right...hes hardcore! ;) (this is where i get a little more serious) i am a very dedicated person in a relationship w/ a girl. i have no restraints and hold nothing back. if im pissed you'll know it. but im also very caring in a relationship. i put my significant other's feelings and emotions and needs before my own. i dont tolerate cheating at all. i have never cheated and never will (and for all of you who think im full of crap you can go shove a 16" suckerfish up your butt....oh the beauty of an inside joke!). im also very dedicated to my friends. im a loyal friend and will never turn my back on a friend. i know i have good friends (yes im talking about james, stevo, jose', sok, jason, hunter, blair, and courtney). (back to my retarded humor) i wish death on people constantly because i have a fear of the earth becoming over populated....so those of you who eat potatoes that arent irish can go die! (have you ever seen an irish black person???? HELL NO!) i eat lots of food particularly at james' house which become a white mans ethiopia after i go through it! and i will leave it at that! i enjoy the silence.

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